Top Field Lost in Giant Sink Hole

[Greenfinch]

Roy was first on the scene and was inconsolable,said it put 50years on his life.Steve was visibly upset after losing his favourite tractor,and Marik commented, that was one hell of a divit.Mark was at the bottom still looking for 3pts.Andy arrived and sounded like a misfiring sub-machine gun with so many expletives all at once.No response from the Cow Commoners, apparently out shopping at Tesco's.Delboy has ran off with the kit as a souvenir.Anyone seen a pipe was the cry? It was the first time the owner had been lost for words.Greenfinch had turned white and was in a flap.There was a few muffled sounds 20/20 tickets anybody? Yeah, it had to be Roger and Steve dedicated to the end.At least we won't get relegated now.

[Spooks]

Brilliant !!!!

[Stuart]

[Brian]

Clearly the club has sunk to new depths

Nice one Peter