Once again I reach out to the poor souls out there with enough time on their hands to warrant reading these few lines.
MATCHBALL SPONSORS FOR NEXT SEASON
It’s time to remind all you supportive fans out there of a grand opportunity to help the Club by sponsoring the matchball. Whether you are an individual looking for your moment of fame in front of Pete Else’s Nikon and that guaranteed embarrassing appearance in the next home programme or you wish to promote your company via our advertising options, we welcome you. Just think of that thrill when you nervously await the reaction of the crowd to your choice of Man of the Match. If nobody boos you have cracked it, otherwise I have a pair of dark glasses that can be loaned.
Anyway, if you are interested please contact me directly for more details.
SPONSOR YOUR FAVOURITE CANARY
I am hoping that there is a better response to this than last year. To sponsor a player’s full kit for the season will be £100 – broken down as follows – a shirt is £50, shorts are £30 and socks are £20.
Again, please contact me asap in order to avoid disappointment (yours or mine).
And to finish – a football joke to make you groan…
A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
The man says: “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
Replies the guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”
The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”